R Wing Nut: Sleepy Time

What is it with the Obama administration and putting people to sleep? From the Vice President to Air Traffic controllers are all sleeping under Obama’s watch. I’m not sure why this is since I’m always told what a great speaker Obama is every time a liberal talks about his qualifications for president. Maybe that’s how he got elected by putting voters to sleep as they headed to the polls, I can’t think of another good reason why anyone would vote for him.

Joe Biden recently fell asleep at the president’s speech; I can only imagine the White House conversations that surrounded that event. Not to worry Mr. President Joe won’t say a word so there’s no chance of gaffe. Okay Mr. Biden all we were asking was for you to sit there quietly, we didn’t think we also had to tell you to stay awake. I can just see Joe being escorted to the next speech surrounded by guys giving him a list of don’ts. Stay Awake; don’t say a word, no resting your eyes, no twiddling your thumbs, leave your matchbox cars in your office and especially no yelling BORING!

The Air Traffic controller sleeping problem is very concerning and should be for Barack. The President doesn’t seem to like the oval office as he jets all over the country. If I was flying as much as the president is I might just send Starbucks cards in their next paycheck. If the controllers are having a hard time staying awake then they should head down and watch the comedy styling’s of the TSA. A friend informed me `of his adventure in the TSA and a woman yelling “Get your hand out of my vagina!” that should wake any traffic controller.

I’m a bit nervous about this new found power by the Commander and Sleep (Chief). I see Obama now in the Oval office looking into his crystal ball just like the Wicked Witch and laughing as conservative voters were put to sleep like John McCain at a State of the Union speech. Maybe Obama is Sleepy Dwarf of the Democrats. Let’s see if I have this correct;

Obama as Sleepy