Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Easy



Okay, I’m just tired of telling my friends who supported and still to this day support Obama that he did a good job with killing Osama.  I had someone tell me after hearing the news; well will let the other side crow for a bit now.   I’m not happy with admitting Obama did something good but it was the right thing to do, just as former President Bush did.   A few times I copied and pasted what Bush said “Earlier this evening, President Obama called to inform me that American forces killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of the al Qaeda network that attacked America on September 11, 2001. I congratulated him and the men and women of our military and intelligence communities who devoted their lives to this mission. They have our everlasting gratitude. This momentous achievement marks a victory for America, for people who seek peace around the world, and for all those who lost loved ones on September 11, 2001. The fight against terror goes on, but tonight America has sent an unmistakable message: No matter how long it takes, justice will be done.”


All of this “Yes Obama done good” talk was wearing on me to the point of finally asking what exactly did he do?  Now I’m not 100% sure what happened in the White House but let’s talk about it for a second.  Probably a group of advisors caught up with Obama on one of those short visits he pays to the White House in between golfing and flying on Air Force One. Yes, to all my liberal friends who just shouted “Do you know how much time Bush spent at his ranch?”  I don’t care he’s not president anymore!  So, the advisors lure Obama into a meeting with a pack of cigarettes and tell him they have Osama’s hideout and a Seal Team trained and ready to strike.  All they need is for him to green light the mission since it’s in Pakistan.  If Osama was still in Afghanistan or that Burger King in Jersey they would not have pulled Barak away from basking in the glory of finding his long form birth certificate.

Barack green lights a plan devised by military intelligence, trained for by Navy Seals until they could not get it wrong.  I watched a part of the interview with Obama about the Seal raid where he said, “I just wanted to make sure I could get them out
safely.”  The man defiantly likes to use the word “I” an awful lot.  Here’s a quick tip on that note, follow in the dear leaders footsteps and replace all of your I’s with Obama for example, simply refer to your I phone as an Obama phone or for short the O phone.  Unfortunately I think Oprah has already come out with the “O” phone already.  The President took a lot of credit for a decision that was easy, so easy I think Staples should make a commercial out of it.

Mr. President should we kill Osama “click” that was easy!

Or what if Lionel Richie sang about it.  “Because it’s killing Osama is easy, easy as Sunday morning or should that be a Navy Seal morning?

Come on into Bakers square for the Killing Osama decision, easy as pie celebration.

  
Now I do give him a bit of credit, he did better than Bill Clinton who did not give the order to get Osama when he had a chance, but we all know where Bill’s head was.  The decision to send in Navy Seals after Osama was easy, the brave men in uniform did all the hard work and Obama got the photo op.  The Navy Seals have handled the Somali Pirates and Osama for Obama maybe we can get the Navy Seals on the economy and gas prices next.

1 comment:

  1. OweBomba is great at Killing! He he has killed gas sales, the small business owners, Middle class, economy, housing values, American pride.. Way, To Good!

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