535 Million

Solyndra wasted 535 million in less than 2 years.  How? Not to worry the Wingnut has discovered Solyndra’s expense sheet.

100,000,000 Building a kick-ass looking factory for an Obama Photo-op

100,000 On white lab coats to make us look smart

0 On making the factory ready to produce solar panels (look we saved money)

250,000 Solar panels for Dummies books

525,000 Mirrors! Oops, they reflect light not capture it

575,000 Black plastic to look like solar panels

500,000 Creating a superhero named Solyndra

1,000,000 Painting of Obama as a sun god

500,000 Finding out that Obama is not really a sun god

175,000 Researching foot power cars like the Flintstones

155,000,000 Solar panels from China that actually work

580,000 On light bulbs to shine on the solar panels

750,000 On a solar power Lady Gaga outfit

525,000 On $16 muffins from the Department of Justice

175,000 Security to keep Ed Begley Jr. away

10,000,000 Building a solar powered rocket ship to land on the sun

150,000 On sunglasses so we can stare at that sun thing and figure it out

165,000 On solar power toys from China to keep Joe Biden occupied when he visits

800,000 To find out it’s not always sunny in Philadelphia

300,000 On Sunkist (not what we thought it was)

165,000 Securing the Rights to the song “The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow” to play when we broke the news to Barack

555,000 Night vision goggles to find the sun at night

1,500,000 Researching moon power

175,000 Solyndra-man costumes for Obama

1,500,000 Repairs from when Biden thought Solar panels were actually trampolines

750,000 Big fans to blow away clouds that blocked the sun

 525,000 Failed marketing solar panels to the Amish

275,000 Apology gift for Michelle Obama after using the phrase “huge sun spot” when walking behind her

525,000 Bribe to the Weather Channel to say that every day was going to be sunny

275,000 Made in China stickers (thought it would bring down the cost of our panels)

 250,000 Solar power golf cart for Obama (that should get his attention)

425,000 Repair Nancy Pelosi’s face (oops didn’t know it was really plastic)

700,000 Solar powered light saber fail

1,500,000 Development of a solar powered teleprompter

2,000,000 Solar windmill project

750,000 Developing solyndra energy drink

25,000 Magnifying glasses to burn ants with the AWESOME power of the SUN

75,000 Cleaning up all the dead ants

25,000 Trying to fry an egg on the sidewalk

55, 000 Cleaning up eggs off the sidewalk

575,000 Sponsor of the first NASCAR solar race car

150,000 Hush money for Bob Beckel

750,000 Fighting SEIU thought it stood for Solar Energy International Union.

775,000 Solar tanning beds

5,000,000 Solar power submarine

1,000,000 Donation to Moammar Gadhafi re-election campaign

242,630,000 The biggest waste was to the Obama 2012 campaign!!!

535 Million of Taxpayer dollars wasted!