Don’t believe me? Once again, I have the plan to save Illinois. Now granted, not living in Illinois, I have great fun making fun of family and friends who live in Illinois. It’s no secret that Illinois is in terrible shape and is only a few steps behind Greece.
Now Greece has olives, feta and big fat weddings to export and Illinois has corn, soy beans and corrupt lawyers. Now you remember the big fat Greek Wedding fad that produced a movie and a short lived TV show. The problem was that Greece may have gotten a bit of an economic boost from tourism but the producers made money and not Greece.
I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this; Illinois needs to capitalize on its corrupt Governors. Illinois has had six Governors that have been charged with a crime; even the Illinois Wikipedia page has a section for corruption. I think it’s about time the Illinois Penal System opened a politician wing that people can tour. We can have special sections on both Ryan and Blagojevich; in both sections we could have the Governors take pictures and sign autographs. I think they could do this since they both stole so much from the taxpayer and even now it’s the taxpayer paying to keep them there. The museum could also sell crazy stuff for the Governors to sell like a miniature senate seat, a dollar bill with their picture on it and a George Ryan truck license. 
The museum would only promote the TV show and movie to follow. In the spirit of shows like Cops we could film a reality show inside the Governors prison. I would love to see Ryan and Blagojevich comparing notes on their convictions while playing poker. I would also just love to see the former Governors trading cigarettes and giving grief to the guards. Maybe Blagojevich would get into a fight with Ryan and wind up being thrown into solitary. When he gets out Blagojevich could go to work at the prison laundry. Next, would be the movie, but I don’t think they would let us use the Governors and we probably wouldn’t want to see them in the movie. So this leads to a casting call.
Rod Blagojevich we have a few choices:
The Old Cartoon Charector Dondi
Eddie Munster
Big Boy
Donny Osmond
But I think Alfred E Newman gets the part
George Ryan really could only be played by Mr. Magoo
George Jefferson as Roland Burris
Either Robert Downey Jr., Jeremy Irons or any creepy cop from the batman movie as Rahm Emanuel
Carlton as Jesse Jackson JR.
Now between the museum, the movie and the TV show all will lead to the Corrupt Illinois Governors theme park. WHO NEEDS CASINOS?
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