Back Again

After a long drive from D.C. and back I've decided to try another political blog but with a comedy spin to it.  Let's face it these knuckleheads in Washington are just begging to be made fun of.  I have a lot of great conversations with my fellow right wing nuts and we always seem to have a good laugh so I've decided to share (what I can) with everyone.
The State of the Union is Tuesday night and there is a lot of talk of Republicans and Democrats sitting together to show unity.  This has to be one of the dumbest ideas I've heard.  Does any Republican really want to sit next to Nancy Pelosi?  Barney Frank?  Thinking about the whole thing could be fun if we get the extreme right next to the extreme left.  Could be comedy gold.
Now if they really want to ensure that they show unity maybe they need people sitting between them, sort of like when you were a kid fighting with your sibling and your mom or dad would sit between the two of you.  All this has brought me to the thought of the seating chart for The State of The Union.  Do we really need Congress there or could we just send other people.
I would love to see Barney Frank sitting next to Barney Rubble and Barney the Dinosaur.  Henry Waxman we could sit next to the cast from Star Wars and if he could be playing an instrument from the canteen scene from Star Wars that would help.  Herman Munster and Mr. Ed could sit next to John Kerry.  Now it almost seems to easy with Nancy Pelosi but I'll put her next to The Joker and a Gremlin.  How about Grandpa Munster next to Charlie Rangle and the Harlem Globetrotters on the other side since he's from Harlem.
Now on to the people I would love to see at the State of the Union just to spice up the cut away shots.  Sarah Palin I would love to see her rolling her eyes.  Bozo the Clown would be fitting since they all are a bunch of clowns in fact why don't we have a clown section and they could enter in the clown car just as the president starts his speech.  I'm going to send an invite to Ed McMahon for two reasons one he could bring in a giant check ala publishers clearing house and it would be great to hear him laugh after the president makes some of his proposals.
Now right down in front we should have all the commentators from Fox and MSNBC, I'll leave out CNN since they need to work on their ratings.  Would it not be great to see Sean Hannity sitting next to the jobless Keith Olbermann?  How about O'Reilly next to Maddow?  Obviously with Dennis Miller close to them with his own mic so we could hear all his comments.  I would also love to see Rush Limbaugh sitting front and center just to intimidate the president, maybe he could just keep saying "I make more than you!"
If they made some of these changes and more you could put the State of the Union on Pay per View and we could pay down the debt.