Obama Bracket Round 1

Headlines from

the Green Conference

The Windmill blew away Algae fuel it was almost like the Algae just sat there.

Solyndra grabbed the headlines with their victory over Fiskaer

The Chevy Volts were on fire as they dimmed the light bulbs.

Questionables Conference

Ayres Bombed Blago out of the tournament and into prison

First Chicago lost the G8 and now they’ve lost to Rev. Wright

Ted Kennedy was all wet in his loss to George “Dr. Evil” Soros

Rezco made Alinsky an offer he couldn’t refuse!

Democrat Division

John Kerry went home with a long face in his loss to Barney Frank

Arlen Spector acted like he didn’t know what team he was on in the loss to Rangel

John Edwards made some great moves on D. Schultz but still struck out.  Sorry I meant couldn’t get in the hole!  Oh sorry!  Personal foul let’s just say he lost.

 Weiner made Franken look like a clown

Big Sis Made Howard Dean scream like a little girl in his loss

Lap Dawgs Conference

Oderman made another poor choice losing big to the irrelevant Media Matters.

Couric was nowhere to be seen in her loss to Jon Stewart

Rev Al Resisted much and Resisted a victory much to what we much resist.

Chris Matthew put a tingle up Mahers leg in a stunning win.  All Maher could say was “Matthews is a lousy C#NT!!!!!”